So Jimmy Kimmel threatened to be the guy up last night, which is leftism in a nutshell.

First, they get all teary-eyed and emotional, then they hector you, and if that doesn't

work, they resort to violence.

We'll talk about why it always works that way.

Also, Dr. Helen Smith will be here to talk about modern sex and what it's doing to us,

and the stuff I like, great directors who started with terrific small crime films.

But first, I thought this would be a good day to cover some of the stupid news stories

you might have missed because you have a life and don't want to sit around reading stupid

news stories.

First of all, there was sports radio host Clay Travis, who shocked CNN anchorwoman Brooke

Baldwin by saying on air that the two things he believed in completely were the first

amendment and boobs.

CNN journalists were united in condemning Travis's remark saying that it was crude and disgusting

to publicly praise the first amendment, which apparently allows conservatives to just go

around saying whatever they want, which CNN believed should be illegal.

Personally, when I heard what Travis said, that he said he loved boobs, I thought he was

referring to all CNN journalists, though Brooke Baldwin does have a pretty nice rack.

Then there's the story of the protest march on Washington by Juggalets and Juggalets.

Now you may ask, what are Juggalets and Juggalets?

Or more likely, you don't care, but I'll explain anyway.

Juggalos and Juggalets are the guys and girl fans of a hip-hop band called Insane Clown

Posse, Insane Clown Posse or Two Men who call themselves Violent J and Shaggy Too Dope.

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