Hello and welcome to teen mom trash talk. This is episode 385. I'm your host comedian Tracy Carnazzo joined by my co-host comedian Noel Winters Herzog.

Yeah, bum, bum, wow, wow, wow, wow. I'm here. Teen mom, season one, episode six. This was good. They're all good. They're all good. They're all good. It's just so funny, right? I was actually just watching Love After Lockup and this girl is like confessing to this other girl that she lost her job but she didn't tell her boyfriend yet. And then the girl's like, well, I'm going to tell her boyfriend right now. And she goes and text him. And I'm like, oh my God, what a scumbag. But then I'm like, they're all going to see this episode. Yeah, right. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And it's just so funny, like how you don't realize that there are cameras there. But they're just cameras there. Now they're aware of the cameras. No, now they are. I'm just saying like at the

beginning of filming something, you're like, oh, I'm on television. But even this

was me when I first started podcasting. No, I didn't know. And I was like,

hey, Noel, let's not. Right. But it's like, you don't know. You don't realize it. And

now it's like, I would never say shit.

Yeah, it's crazy.

It is crazy.

I got my sunburn is so itchy.

Oh, you're back.

You know what you need.

What?

You need a back scratcher or a body brush.

Oh, okay.

First of all, I could throw up thinking about a body brush. There is nothing that flips me out more besides a nail file than a body brush. Well, the feeling the people, people brush their bodies with that brush. Tracy, I could vomit thinking of that. Really? It's just so, you don't like scratch? A back scratcher is fine. No, the back scratcher

to me is too dull. I get that, but it's like, get a piece of glass then. Like, I can.

No. I cannot do that brush. It flips me out. That feeling. The sound of it,

I can't. All right. Well, whatever, guys, make sure you go over to Patreon at it. How you can. All right.

Well, whatever, guys.

Make sure you go over to Patreon at patreon.com slash that podcast and you will hear all about everything that makes Noel very upset.

It's right down there in the show notes, by the way.

Also, Vanderpump rules.

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