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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 384: Danger Grate with Alison Becker

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2015

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Actress Alison Becker joins Jordan and Jesse for an audio romp with discussions about next level manspreading, fannypackers in Vegas, and Jesse's trip to a farm with goat habitrails and animatronic chickens.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse go, I'm Jesse Thorn, the voice of the millennial generation

0:14.5

Jordan more spoilt detective

0:15.7

How are you Jordan?

0:16.6

Doing great

0:17.3

I liked that you came in here today wearing swimming trunks

0:20.7

Yeah, I just came from the beach

0:22.4

They were nice swim trunks, yeah

0:23.6

So I just decided, you know, I don't want a podcast in swim trunks

0:27.8

Mostly because of just how I sit in the various ways in which I shift during the course of a program

0:32.9

Jokes on you Jordan, I'm about to open the sleuths

0:35.8

Oh boy, yeah, I mean ball seeing was a concern of mine

0:40.8

That's fair

0:41.5

So I decided to change into a you know proper pair of jords

0:44.2

You should have done what I did, which is cross your legs daintyly

0:48.4

Yeah, I'm wearing a I'm wearing a relatively wide-legged short and I have rolled the legs slightly

0:55.1

Yeah

0:56.0

And it occurred to me as I sat down that this was a real ball viewing angle

1:00.2

I see what you're saying Jesse

1:02.0

I understand what you're saying about the dainty cross

1:04.2

Yes

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