Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn, Man of Action. Jordan Moore's Sport Detective

So like that's like my new

It's like my new powerful adult nickname, Man of Action. Yeah, what sorts of actions

So far, mm-hmm. We had those dried apricots

Yeah, those were good dried apricot distribution

Self-pleasure acts of self-pleasure. Okay

um

I mean that's the main action would you count self-pleasure and ejaculation is two different actions?

Oh, yeah, you know, I'll be sure. I'll be generous. Go ahead. So that's three acts of distributing

apricots dried apricots self-pleasure

Then ejaculation. I mean called apricots are apricots

Uh, just guys, you know, I just say yeah, I just say it depending on how I'm feeling if I'm feeling a little saucer apricot

But if I'm feeling kind of chill remember that map from the New York Times of how different people say different things

There's like mediums sure

We better check that before we say apricot or apricot. We're gonna get letters. Yeah

So distributing apricots is one

Two so after so if you're eating them while you're doing yourself pleasure that'd be kind of a fapricot

That'd be kind of a fapricot Jesse

George your job is is asked you to spend too much time on reddit

Let me tell you about shit lords and hand planets

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