Ep 380 - Lobster Man (feat. Francis Ellis)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Wats MF gud!!!! Frank the beast joins the D.A.W.G.Z. and shares the story of his confrontation with a lobster man. Frank's from LL Bean. Shane's a soldier in the Diaz Army. And Matt's bro had to bury a dag. RIP.

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0:00.0	Hello, we're here live dude.
0:02.9	Who did that would be sick though to go back to like your
0:06.4	longest relationship and just backstab them.
0:09.5	Yeah, we got to figure out how you could possibly backstab them.
0:13.2	Like I don't know how I could like I'm trying to think out of all my brothers
0:15.7	who I could backstab.
0:17.1	You could take one of your brothers like wives.
0:20.2	True.
0:21.2	That'd be a good backstab.
0:22.6	And you would abandon your family as well with double backstab.
0:25.6	Yes, you'd be the ultimate.
0:26.6	That's a triple cross.
0:27.5	That'd be crazy.
0:29.5	Yeah, band-aid.
0:30.3	And then get her back and then be like dump your boyfriend's wife or your
0:34.2	girlfriend's wife.
0:35.3	Yeah.
0:35.6	And then win your wife back and then kill myself and then kill yourself.
0:39.8	So you ruined everything for everybody.
0:44.2	It's such a crazy life.
0:45.4	It's sick that dudes do that.
0:46.5	Sick like dudes actually like destroy everybody around them.
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