Ep 38: The Secret World of Ashley Banks

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2018

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

The holidays are a perfect time for hack marriage proposals, pictures of you and your significant other standing in front of an unimpressive tree wearing novelty sweaters, and sending a request to Amanda Bynes’s private Twitter account. On this week’s episode of #TwoLessLonelyGirls, hosts ROSEBUD BAKER (@RosebudBaker) and CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) continue the Amanda Bynes conversation and discuss their favorite pop star Christmas tracks including Justin Bieber’s full Christmas album, Under the Mistletoe. Produced by: MIKE COSCARELLI (@MikeCoscarelli)

Transcript

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic and all
0:31.2	Post a biker in the shirt and rosebudmaker. Welcome back. Everybody
0:36.0	to two last lonely girls. I'm Rosebud Baker. I'm Corinne Fisher. That was great because we were actually sitting across from one another at a table which is not usually how we sit and then we were able to not fuck it up.
0:50.0	It's all about the eye contact in any like S&L sketch when they're doing that thing where they like seeing they try to like
0:57.0	Imitate the same word you got to look at one another otherwise you cannot do it
1:01.3	Do it otherwise it's completely it's chaos it's
1:03.0	cannot do it.
1:04.0	It's chaos. It's yes indeed.
1:05.0	It's like trying to find your way through the dark.
1:08.0	And there's chaos in Celebrityville
1:11.0	this month, this year always always I'm reading a piece from I.
1:17.1	Saline Dion has been accused of Satanism over her gender
1:21.0	neutral clothing line.
1:23.3	A US Exorcist has implored the Canadian hitmaker
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