EP 38: Mini Cooper

Winning Isn't Everything with Chris McCausland and Dianne Buswell

Keep It Light Media

Comedy

5.0 • 644 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Chris and Dianne talk more wins, fails, life and nonsense. The pair are joined by an old friend on the podcast this week, as Chris’ sty makes a return. The duo discuss their respective weeks including Chris’ new social media presence, his entrance into the world of accessorizing and Christmas films.Plus, Dianne talks about the scrutiny she’s been facing since the new series of Strictly has launched, Chris’ up-coming meeting with a past crush and Dianne pens Chris a poem. Please subscribe, follow, and leave us a review! Get in touch with the show and send in your questions to winningisnteverythingpod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @winningisnteverythingpod Sales and general enquiries: winningisnteverythingpod@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Chris McCorsland.
0:04.3	And this is Diane Boswell.
0:06.3	And this is our podcast.
0:08.3	Winning isn't everything.
0:10.6	Oh, but it's so is everything, isn't it, Chris?
0:13.2	It definitely is Dish.
0:15.1	You ready?
0:16.2	I'm ready.
0:20.1	Morning ex-partner. How you doing?
0:23.6	All the better for being ex-partner.
0:27.6	Yeah.
0:28.6	All the best for being free die, just enjoying me weeks, enjoying me Monday, enjoying me Tuesday, enjoying me Wednesday, enjoying me Thursday,
0:41.7	enjoy me Friday.
0:43.7	Do you know what?
0:44.4	Really enjoying me Saturdays.
0:46.1	Saturdays, best day of the week, I reckon at the minute.
0:51.9	Nah, I'm all good. How are you? Do you know what? I'm good. I'm just, I'm still away. I mean, there hasn't been long. We did Thursday last week. This is Tuesday, isn't it? So what's that? Five days. Still away. Oh, it's long enough. It feels like it's been five years, to be honest. And I didn't, I mean, I didn't mention this last week. It's been a recurring theme, hasn't it? And, you know, I know we recycle a lot of the same jokes and a lot of the same material, really. We just put a different hat on them, don't we? We do. But last week when we did it, I had a stye again. I don't know what's wrong when we die. I'm going to die of a stye, I think. Oh, that's like a Dr. Seuss book, isn't it? You've got to die of a stye. You're going to die of a stye? Would I lie or should I cry? That should be your next book. And it's just a low, dying.
1:47.8	It's just an ome.
1:49.4	I mean, I wasn't going to say anything, Chris, but I can see it.
1:54.2	It's quite red.
1:56.0	Is it sore?
1:57.0	Which eye is it on?
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