Ep 38- Mens bios, a letter to my ex's, squirting 101

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Hi horny family, for all the men with dating profiles I have an awesome sauce tip for you to really AMP up the amount of right swipes; if you have the criteria that is. Also women, single, divorced, what the fuck ever I have some mens music taste decoding to enlighten you on. From country to emo screamo I got you. I decide to be bitter and do a ballad to my ex's briefly stating my thoughts on that time period; and then I answer a listener question on squirting and we talk ALL THE THINGZ. xoxo THH

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0:00.0	You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our Sex Podcasts collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com
0:09.1	Hello, horny family.
0:30.4	Missed you coming to you.
0:32.4	I ran away from my family and came to this microphone.
0:36.0	I was like, I've got to talk to somebody else.
0:40.3	This wall right here in front of me will have to do.
0:43.5	I think it would be cool if every week maybe I rated my sex that week out of like a scale
0:51.4	one to ten.
0:53.1	You know, really just give to your car time basically or with my good intentions just
0:58.7	trying to like be relatable, you know, and we can just talk about it.
1:03.6	Was it a quickie?
1:05.3	Was it 15 minutes?
1:08.0	Was it wonderful?
1:10.0	Was it we had to get away from our kids and my kid was screaming the whole time and fucking
1:14.0	cock-plucking it.
1:15.4	Like, you know, we can all relate here, right?
1:17.9	All of us.
1:18.9	So the first thing I want to chitty chatty about is the shit I think about when my friends
1:26.4	that are in the dating world, all the online shenanigans that goes on, you know.
1:34.7	And I was born in 89, so it's like, I mean, yeah, there was a short period.
1:41.8	I was mingling on the internet, but it was a short period.
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