All right, so I was coming out of the grocery store the other day, right?

Okay, and I got hands full of bags of groceries and I'm heading toward my car

and I get close and

I kind of get fiddle with my key and I hit the unlock button

But I didn't hear it unlock and I'm like well crap. I forgot to lock my doors when I win it. I hope everything's all right

So I get up to the truck and I pull open the door and I'm gonna swing the groceries in and sit down

And kind of at the same time I'm throwing the groceries into the passenger seat, right?

So I start to do that and I'm swinging the groceries in and I look in and there's a family sitting in my truck

What the mom in the front seat her eyes are huge

And she's staring at me like oh my god

What's happening?

So I look around and in the back seat are two kids that are looking at me with the same look

That this crazy tattooed guy is about to car jackas

So I'm standing there for what felt like forever probably only a second or two and then it dawned on me

My car is the one next to it. They had parked basically right in front of me

I'm behind them. That's the same freaking vehicle and I go getting the wrong car

So was somebody in it? Yes, but look I've done that before I've walked to the wrong car

Right, but I've never tried to get in with people in it. Yeah, there were people in it

So I apologize to whatever family

That's great. All right, so you ready to do this Matt. Yeah, let's do it

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight

My name is Adam and my name's Matt now

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