Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host, The Paper Boy.

And today my friends, we're going to go down the Wancol.

We're going to talk about one of my least favorite things, yet favorite subjects, which is gerrymandering.

If you're not familiar with gerrymandering.

If you're not familiar with gerrymandering,

I invite you to listen to the program

and get your blood pressure elevated

through sheer unmitigated rage.

But if you are familiar with gerrymandering,

and I suspect you are, Eric Baum from Reason

is going to join me, and I suspect we might be able to come up with some good solutions.

And in fact, my hope is we can save the republic itself from sheer partisanship and fool doggery, which is definitely a thing, using

robots.

That is my hope for this, so stay tuned.

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