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All right, get your leftist tier tumblers ready because Hillary Clinton is crying and

crying, we are going to drink those tiers as if they were champagne. This is going to

be one of the most sexist episodes ever. I think Hillary was just too girly to be president.

And if that's not bad enough, we'll debunk the campus rate myth and Paul Beston will

join us to talk about the days when American men were the heavyweight champions of the world

to stostorone all around. But first, Hillary Clinton is about to begin a book tour for her

new memoir, which has the title What Happened? And the subtitle, Oh, What, What, What,

What happened? Please tell me what happened? What, What, What, What, What? Hillary is planning

speaking engagements across the United States and Canada. Tickets for the events are priced

at around $350, which will be paid in small unmarked bills to anyone who shows up.

Judged by reporters and asked to say what the book was about, Hillary said, quote, it's

an attempt to explain how and hell the next president in line had her birthright snatched

from her fingers by Russians and misogynists after she had sacrificed every personal consideration

in a humiliating sham of a loveless marriage in the hopes it would lift her to power. And

then committed every form of corruption that might grease her soul this climb to the top.

Unquote. Mrs. Clinton fell off her bar stool and was carried into the back room of the

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