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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 377 - The Plague

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Yuhhhhhhh. Happy MF New Year. Like a Pheonix from the ashes, Matthew has risen. The D.A.W.G.Z. are reunited. Please enjoy.

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0:00.0

What's up dude I'm fucking back. Oh man. You're fired up. Fuck I'm fired up. You turn it on for the camera. I was I do I

0:06.5

We would what do you want me to say? You're a showman. I am the greatest showman. The greatest showman dude

0:11.3

Um, I am a certain you were stricken down

0:14.0

We need to address this first things first it because there were a lot of thoughts and prayers headed your way a lot of teasing

0:18.7

Peas I felt them could you feel the peas? Oh, yeah, I feel the tease

0:22.5

Definitely felt the tea felt the peas more felt the peas sure. Yeah, I mean they're pretty similar now

0:27.1

You you've had some theories going this is your first bout with the best hopefully my last hopefully your final because it is not laughing matter

0:35.8

It's sucked. It's stuck. It was pretty funny the fact that I got tagged

0:39.7

I was like were you like were you laying there like I was I took the vaccine? No, I

0:47.3

Did I could see the first night that I got it like I because I got that I couldn't really breathe

0:54.0

I couldn't take a full breath for like four days so I was like I could see how people go to the hospital from the shit for sure

0:59.9

Because it was the only thing kept me doing it was just my foolish pride, bro

1:03.7

I was no chance of going to the hospital you have to die I'll die before I go to the hospital with it

1:08.8

You'd be gave wait, why don't we just say that all? Yes, yes, we're just laughing about dude. I was

1:13.5

I'm telling you we're like yo if you go to the hospital you're fucking gay

1:16.4

It was laying in bed like I should go to the hospital. I was laying in bed being like I can't get a full breath

1:21.9

I can't get a lot of middle. Luckily I taught myself how to belly breathe not too long ago

1:26.2

So that's the only that that kind of that saved your life that eases along

1:29.6

So you said I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm cutting. I'm just a zero or deal, but I have a lot of question

1:34.0

Yeah, cuz you I don't mean to put you on the spot now go ahead

1:37.4

But you have a lot of you have a lot of medical theories of your own. They did you put it any to practice?

1:43.8

I mean I tested the power prayer. Obviously it worked power prayer did get you power prayer fucking works, but the

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