It's the Catholic Guy show with Lino Ruelly.

Featuring co-host, Mark Hart the Bible Geek.

Today, Lino welcomes Niccolo Machiavelli,

Marco Polo, and Amanda Knox,

with music by the Foo Fighters.

Plus, Lino does, halos, having cappuccino,

taking a five-hour lunch.

That and more.

Now, from his rat-infested apartment in New York City,

here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy show.

Back from our most recent Catholic guy pilgrimages to Italy.

Mark Hart, I try.

Honest to God, what have I said all I want in my tombstone?

Well, Lino tried. I think when God judges me, I don't think the judgment is going to be necessarily in my favor, but I think the only thing I can argue with him is I tried. You remember a year or so ago I brought our executive producer, Tyler, to the Holy Land, and I was hoping that he would learn all these things about the faith and where Jesus

walked. Do you remember that, right? I recall it vividly, and all those hopes burst into flames

within one day back on the air. I'm the Holy Land. It became clear that he retained absolutely

nothing, like most of us the day after high school finals or college finals, no retention. And part of

the whole bit was supposed to be Tyler's an atheist. He was going to go to the Holy Land and he was going to know more than you did because you've never been there, but you're the Bible geek. And we had all this stuff. And yet every time I say anything about the Holy Land, Tyler will be like, I don't recall and Mark will know the answer. And I'll be like, oh, damn it.

I just brought Tyler to Italy.

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