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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 376: Sliding into Second with Emmy Blotnick

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and @midnight writer Emmy Blotnick joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's appendectomy, Jordan's Mother's Day brunch, and the Super Soaker arms race of the 90's.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne the Walter Math out of the millennial generation

0:14.8

Jordan Morris boy detective just in terms of posture not I don't have a grumpy outlook on life

0:20.0

Mm-hmm well yeah you know what now you have now you have the posture to go with your outlook

0:27.1

I'm not I'm never seen anywhere without my gray athletic sweatshirt and beat up meds cap there you go

0:34.2

Yeah, I uh so here's the and you've also got something sticking in your craw perpetually no that was my abdomen

0:40.5

Oh, it's a set of staples

0:43.4

from a surgery I just had sure but your crawls okay oh my craw they actually check they they they palpate the craw

0:50.1

No, that's nice just to check for tenderness and my crawls was was really actually they told me

0:56.7

I've got the craw from 33 years old 34 just turned 34 years old

1:01.9

They said I've got the crawvet 26 year old. You mean you know that's great. I have to go in perpetually to have my craw drained

1:08.8

Because of you know fluid build up right sure

1:12.6

What kind of fluid you got in there like window washing fluid. Oh, it's semen

1:17.1

My crawls what I call my penis. Oh

1:20.5

I don't know how to get semen out of the penis other than to have a surgical procedure. Is that a penis or just a

1:26.2

Boyle where your penis should be you know what I should ask the doctor. I guess I'm not entirely I was assuming it was a penis right

1:33.6

Um, but I guess that would explain that

1:36.8

Pre-love making

1:38.5

The woman always says you right

1:41.2

so right

1:43.2

It might be a boil it might be a boil

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