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This is the podcast for February 10th, 2017.

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Recorded live from the White House Daily Spicer Humiliation at the Jeff Gannon Memorial Press Room,

It's the Professional Left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal.

This week's exciting episode of the Adventures of the Cornfield Resistance is brought to you by MacGuffins Muffins.

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And we'd also like to welcome a new sponsor, Dukakis, Dukakis.

Dukakis.

You might remember Mike Dukakis.

He ran for president once, and he had a line of very sensible men's pants that was nearly ruined when George H.W.

Bush slandered him so brutally in the press. But they survived, and now they sponsor our show,

and they are do caucus cackies. But that reminds me of a junior dude this week. He wants

Jimmy Carter to run for president again. Yes, he does. Because one term. Because he's only

been president for one term. And I have to explain to him that his mother was a Kennedy 80 volunteer.

Right. So I hate to have to bust that. I hate to bust your thing out of retirement there and have to go after him again.

Although, in Jimmy Carter's defense, none of the habitat homes he built have been destroyed by bankruptcy or fraud or were built with China.

Lawsuits.

I don't believe any of them were built with Chinese steel or illegal immigrants or workers that he screwed.

And he did, again, he didn't clear bankruptcy over them to make money and shaft his shareholders.

So, you know what?

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