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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 374: Birthday Ape with Bill Corbett

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2015

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and writer Bill Corbett joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's experience in a new Fatburger with a bar, the new Rifftrax live events, and prestige TV.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.0

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne the voice of the millennial generation. Jordan Morris boy detective. Well Jordan

0:16.8

How are you today sir? I'm doing good. I had a couple of drinks before we started at the fat burger that has a bar

0:23.9

Wait a minute

0:25.9

How is they say they say on the unbreakable chemistry stop the presses my panini can wait

0:35.5

My favorite joke in history, man. No, that's great

0:43.2

I told my wife that I would divorce her for whoever wrote that joke

0:46.9

I came to find out and had the opportunity to marry them. Well good. She's unnoticed that

0:52.2

Okay, you know what a blind cinder with things like that. No, I want to give her a heads up that she's that she's good

0:57.7

But not her not that her days are numbered good very good, but not as good as she could be sure

1:03.2

I don't want her to think that she that it's all like she is a stand-up triple

1:08.9

But a home run is the person who wrote the joke stop the presses my panini can wait

1:15.6

What if you're prepared to go all the way if it's a man?

1:18.8

Yeah, the gamer just totally legal now. Yeah, that's true all SD for a joke like that

1:25.2

For a joke like that Jordan in a heartbeat. I would SD

1:29.0

It's you know that's reasonable and you know whether I would

1:34.0

Yeah, where would I draw the line? That's an interesting question that you didn't exactly ask

1:38.7

um

1:40.7

I would say I

1:42.7

Would SD and do hand stuff. Yeah, but not full penetration

1:48.4

You you won't

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