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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 373 - Strictly Business (feat. Chris O'Connor)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Support Chris and Tommy @ patreon.com/stuffisland

Lez goooooooooooo. The D.A.W.G.Z. are back with the O'Conn Man, host of the Stuff Island Podcast w/ Tommy Pope. Topix include Shane's ideas for his comedy routine, everyone's secret dreams, and saw mills. We're comin' at you from all angles. MIGDONAL.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's time for the podcast. What's going on, bro Matt? It's happened. We're here with stuff islands half of stuff islands

0:06.7

Chris O'Connor

0:07.9

McDonald

0:13.0

I do like McDonald's although I've been on a taco belk

0:16.8

If you ain't a chick like Chris is at

0:21.4

Was that an order from the cantina when I pulled up

0:24.2

No, that that is I got just a big and a cheese this morning

0:28.0

Really the last night you're on a strict bacon egg and cheese. Yeah diet and he's half the bacon egg and cheese and I

0:35.4

Save for later and then later in the afternoon whole bunch of munch on a bacon egg and

0:40.8

Yeah, and it's usually unless Tommy sneaks in and grabs it

0:47.1

As the same excuse he goes I thought you were gonna eat it

0:51.0

I know we talked about it come out and thank you

0:54.1

It's

0:56.1

How are your bowel movements?

0:58.3

Dude you know what I've been hanging out with a lady recently and I've been I like I guess I've just been farting without

1:04.6

I love all your bowel movements revolve around being around a girl. It's very sick. No, no

1:08.8

Because you started hanging out with a lady you got all but you got a you know time them out there and ask them oh you know

1:13.7

Dude first date I took a dump I go I tell her that I'm going to the bathroom to fart dude

1:19.6

You have to just you have to be like I'm taking a shit. I'll be right back. Yeah first day

1:23.3

I did the first time I went to the apartment. I was like hold up. I'm came out like 11 minutes away. You said hold up little mama

1:28.1

Hold up little mama. I got the mother fucking bubbleguss

1:33.0

The bubbly good. That's the strongest thing you can do on a first date. Take a shit just say part of me

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