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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 371 - ... UGH

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

LEZ GITTIT. The D.A.W.G.Z. are now coming at you in 432 hz - a far superior, more spiritual pitch. Your podcast is driving me crazy ... ugh. Enjoy. God bless.

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up, dude? Hello? What's going on friend? How are you pretty good, man?

0:04.6

Don't I pretty good actually you might think that I wore these silly socks that I better know I didn't

0:08.8

I forgot all those in on purpose no these are my I have like tears of my favorite socks these are probably

0:15.2

Like level three out of how many tears about five or six oh?

0:21.2

Yeah, I have like five different

0:24.4

These are medium socks for you. Yeah, they're hospital socks. They have grip. Oh, that's nice

0:29.0

It's nice those comfy shoes. Oh dude. It's crazy. I'm wearing my cool Notre Dame dude basically. I'm on the team at this point

0:35.9

You're like the highest man trophy itself, dude

0:38.5

Dude, that's touching. You're flexible. I am flexible. I could suck my own dick dude

0:44.5

You're about to get roasted. Roggy's got trouble

0:47.6

I need a job with everybody thinks why don't they use that against you? It's funny to make fun of somebody for a joke

0:53.4

They made yeah, be like yeah, I'm fat and the people be like yo, he's fat. Oh

0:59.8

Can't make fun of Roggy's for the joke he made yeah, dude. He said something silly

1:04.7

He might be able to too. I believe him. Yeah, I don't think you were lying. He said I think he did it

1:10.6

He said he got it. He wanted to get it close so he knew what he could do it

1:14.9

I think he tapped the clothes mouth. I think he did as a drill where it was like yeah, all right, I'm in yeah

1:20.1

In a bind I have this in my back pocket. Yeah, dude planes going down

1:25.9

Dude, that's kind of what they tell you to do what try to when you when you look at the diagram

1:31.7

That you basically try to suck your own dick. Yeah, I

1:35.0

Everyone in the picture of the faces like right down in their lap. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, we're supposed to do I

1:40.0

Don't listen to those anymore. They bothered me. I always goes announcements are so fucking annoying

1:44.8

Yeah, they're pretty brutal in a case of a water accident

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