EP. 371: The Wedding (First) Date

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, it's the update I know that you've been waiting for because I've been waiting for the same
0:02.7	update too. And I said, I don't want any kind of heads up on this story. My buddy Dan went on a first
0:08.3	date. His first date happened to be at this woman's brother's wedding. Now, he did not know her at all.
0:14.7	He definitely didn't know the family. So how this whole thing turned out, we find out today on
0:18.8	the show. Hi, my name is Kramer. And I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:23.8	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified
0:30.8	mama's boy podcast. Welcome to the certified mama's boy podcast. I'm Steve Kramer. This is a
0:36.4	feel good podcast that typically I do with my mom every day. And she'll be on later on in the show.
0:42.8	If you're here for the first time, we have three principles. We live. We laugh. We love my mom.
0:47.2	That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom, my co-host. Nancy Yancy.
0:53.2	Who will be on momentarily. But in the meantime, my temporary co-host for the day is my best friend
0:58.8	since the fourth grade. Hi, Dan. Hi, everybody. Hi, honey. You guys start the same way. Hi, honey.
1:07.0	Hi, you're in this relationship. We have a very close friendship, Dan and I. He calls me honey
1:11.7	and we're dating, actually. And think about this. Life would be so much easier than
1:18.4	Dan and I had this joke. Because again, fourth grade than best friend, we always say life would be
1:22.4	so much easier. We could just him and I could just go off and be roommates and just live our lives
1:27.2	together completely straight. You know, like we could still go out and date girls and all that stuff.
1:31.4	But like we would just be a unit like a straight male unit. It just lives together and does life
1:38.6	together. Okay. Do you think that would qualify as common law? I think it would be after like 10
1:45.8	years. I think we'd be in a gay common law marriage and I'd be okay with that. I would be very
1:51.2	okay with that. Anyway, that's not why we're here. Well, we'll figure this up. We'll figure out
1:56.8	logistics later. It's fine. All right. So I told Dan, I don't want any kind of updates. I know
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