Ep. 371: Night Flutes with Chris Fairbanks

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2015

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Chris Fairbanks joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's week off, proper terminology for drones, and the time Chris gave the drummer from Staind a ride home.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.0	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.0	It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.0	Jordan Morris, Point Detective. Hey, how about this? Thank you to the more than 5,700 people who supported Jordan Jesse Goh
0:21.0	and all the shows are maximum fun in the Max Run drive.
0:25.0	Truly amazing stuff. Thank you to everyone. You heard highlights from our grand finale show last week on the podcast.
0:34.0	You can also watch the whole thing now on YouTube on the Maximum Fun Channel.
0:37.0	Now is this including when I pulled out my ball?
0:41.0	Now Jordan. I didn't watch the... I mean you said they were highlights.
0:45.0	Jordan, you and I are friends, right? Sure.
0:48.0	Do friends let friends put their balls on the internet for everyone to see forever?
0:54.0	Yes. Thanks man. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
0:57.0	I thank you for the digital enhancement. I went through...
1:01.0	Just so people know, my balls aren't that big. That's a little Hollywood magic.
1:05.0	Right. And they're not that purple either.
1:07.0	Sure. Yeah. Again, Hollywood magic.
1:09.0	I wanted to give you your balls a swollen, distended look.
1:13.0	Thank you. Just like I like. Yeah, sure.
1:16.0	Thank you. I mean...
1:18.0	Well, not just what... not just how you like. How ladies like.
1:21.0	Sure. Yeah. Ladies. Hey.
1:23.0	Let's not forget the fellas. Yeah.
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