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Ep. 370 - We Have Already Correctly Predicted This Entire Year

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Podcast About List

Comedy

4.7885 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

All of these things will happen this year, memorize the list in your head and come back and leave a comment every time one of these events happen throughout 2026.

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0:00.0

What?

0:04.0

What, man?

0:05.0

He said no.

0:07.0

There's no

0:08.0

The worst clap I've ever done.

0:10.0

Dude.

0:11.0

What?

0:12.0

That was pretty good.

0:14.0

That was bad too.

0:15.0

No, it wasn't.

0:16.0

Oh, come on.

0:17.0

It's the worst collapse that's ever been done in the whole history.

0:19.0

You're starting off the year in an interesting manner.

0:21.1

I did not get good sleep because my radiator is being weird.

0:26.3

I walked up to the studio today and the roll gate was down, but it was not locked.

0:31.8

Yes.

0:32.1

I was like, that's curious.

0:32.9

Because I knew you guys were coming in.

0:34.6

Yeah, so I opened the, just from my perspective, I opened up the thing and all the lights were on and Patrick was snoring. I could hear you through the door. I was like, what is that sound? And I could, and it was you snoring on the couch and completely asleep. And instead of waking you up, I thought that just opening the roll gate, opening the door I thought that was going to wake me up too. That was kind of my alarm clock. See, I got in here. You thought that the roll gate was going to come open

0:57.4

and you were going to be able to sit up and pretend you weren't even asleep. Well, I thought, no, no, no, no, no. I was waiting until you guys got here. I knew that I was like, in my head, I was like, okay I did not get good sleep last night I've been here because we had a meeting earlier

1:10.7

over Zoom and my computer's here so So I was like, perfect. What I'm going to do is I'm going to take the meeting. I have until like one o'clock to like get a little bit of a nap in. And when I'm asleep, the sound of the roll gate opening is going to make me think that there's an intruder. So that's going to jolt me awake. I'm going to have an amazing burst of energy. Yes. And it turns out it didn't. You've learned an intruder would have his way with you. Yeah. I get plugged. It wasn't locked, right? I took pictures of you. I walked in here and I just sat there and

1:44.9

kind of watch you. It was like, you know, when you wake up early at the sleepover?

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