Ep. 37 - I wanna hang out with the Jolly Rancher
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Welcome back to Bropstles, in this episode, the boys talk dating profiles, and getting back with that girl from college and more!
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| 0:00.0 | On this week's episode of BroPossils, we review a dating app profile that teaches some lessons to all the big fellas like me out there. |
| 0:09.1 | We ask, a guy asks us, hey, what should I do if I drive in a car for three hours for the girl that I'm attracted to? |
| 0:16.1 | Well, the answer that we give will surprise you. |
| 0:18.4 | And finally, should I ask this girl out that I met at young |
| 0:23.1 | adult group? What should I? It's all pretty basic, but you'll have a good time. Well, we get to the |
| 0:27.1 | answers on this week's episode of Bro Puzzles. Welcome to Bro Possils, the only Catholic podcast for |
| 0:33.4 | people who take their faith seriously, but not themselves. I'm Ethan. And I'm Patrick, and I'm glad to be here with you all today on this glorious day, |
| 0:42.4 | Amir one week until my book releases Save Your Parish.com, join the wait list. |
| 0:52.2 | What? Yes, Ethan? |
| 0:53.2 | Who's Amir? |
| 0:55.8 | What? Yes, Ethan? Who's Amir? What? |
| 1:01.5 | Never mind. Amir. Amir. I see. I see. |
| 1:05.4 | No, I'm not repeat. Very good. Very funny. If you didn't get it the first time. Yes. I am I am very excited. I am very excited. I was texted you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, I am very excited. |
| 1:13.8 | I was texted yesterday. |
| 1:15.5 | A lot of interesting things have happened since we had a conversation about my semi-viral substack post. |
| 1:25.1 | And I think- |
| 1:26.3 | To me into the bonus podcast to hear all of those |
| 1:28.9 | those the new developments that are happening in Patrick's personal and professional. |
| 1:33.5 | Yes, that was a teaser for the bonus podcast. I'm not going to go into them now because |
| 1:37.0 | it's only $10 a month and the money goes straight to feeding children under the age of five. |
| 1:43.8 | It's true. That's basically all it goes to. |
| 1:46.3 | Yes. The money we get from Patreon each month is good for a one Costco run. |
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