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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 37 – Goldust Wasn’t Gay

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.710.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.

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0:00.0

Hello folks. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. I wasn't a good idea dude. Coffee we're

0:10.5

gonna order chicken and waffles and then stop fatly bullied everyone in the

0:15.6

sushi. That's absolutely nice. Sushi is better for you than chicken and

0:18.8

wow. The fat move was your stance to get fucking fried chicken. To get

0:22.0

breakfast food for breakfast. It's 12.30. It was 12.30 we're making that

0:27.8

breakfast just means the first meal you eat in a day. Just because your bit

0:31.1

jazz we're going to use technically breaking the fast right if not eating. That's

0:35.4

what it means. Yeah. This breakfast is a 10 a.m. McDonald's breakfast rules

0:41.4

11.30. They change again. Explain to me again. McDonald's breakfast is all

0:45.1

fat. You huh? I was going for the healthier choice while you're trying to get

0:50.8

something healthier choice to 100%. It definitely is. It's a matter of fucking

0:55.4

calories. You know I mean I can eat a normal amount. It's not a healthier choice

0:59.9

when you have to have like six rolls of sushi and a soup and a salad. Three

1:04.8

of my bitch. Salad is good for you. Me so soup is basically just fucking water.

1:09.9

So healthier as far as I'm concerned. I want to throw up dude. With all the coffee

1:14.7

and the sushi. It's because you're dying. Well you also had two large coffees. Yeah.

1:19.2

Well I need them to wake up. Where's it going? Do some about this apartment. It's

1:24.1

voodoo cursed. Yeah. No. I felt sick. Remember when I was sick of shit. Yeah. And I

1:29.4

would and we hung out here a couple days and I was like man my call my cold isn't going

1:32.8

away. Yeah. I just stayed home for one day and I was fucking fine. Yeah. I think there's

1:37.1

these fucking cats dude. Yeah. No it is. There's too much dander and shit. Kind of cat

1:40.8

fever. Cat scratch fever. 10 years of style. That's probably what it is. We're watching

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