Ep 37: Give the Parrot Some Dialogue

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2014

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Craig Cackowski, Janie Haddad Tompkins Tompkins, Carrie Quinlan and David Quantick join Dave Holmes for crisp tasting, Dylan slating and gangster film translating. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos. MaximumFun.org

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. That's right. You heard UK. After some very special episodes, we are back to the classic International Waters formula, Brits versus Yanks. Welcome back, British guests. I am very happy because, as regular listeners know, I'm a huge anglophile.
0:23.2	It is November 1st when this comes out. We have just gone through yet another Halloween.
0:27.6	Oh, thank God, American culture finally has a day just to be whimsical and silly and forget about life.
0:34.6	It seems like Talk Like a Pirate Day was weeks ago, and who knows when it'll be
0:39.1	May the 4th again. We have Fox
0:41.2	News, we have TMZ,
0:43.2	we have Perez Hilton. We don't deserve Halloween
0:45.3	is what I'm saying. That's why I'm glad
0:47.1	we've got some UK people here who keep it serious,
0:49.5	stiff upper lip all year round.
0:51.3	Let's play International
0:53.0	Waters.
1:03.6	We are lip all year round. Let's play International Waters. Yes.
1:04.8	Playing for the country that doesn't do Halloween because you talk like funny little
1:08.5	wizards all year round and that's why I love you.
1:11.6	From BBC Radio 4 is The Now Show, News Quiz and John Finnamore's souvenir program.
1:16.3	It's comedian and writer, Carrie Quinlan. Hello, Carrie.
1:18.4	Hello, hello. How are you?
1:19.7	Great. Never better.
1:21.1	Good. What are you all drinking over there?
1:23.0	I'll give you a clue.
1:24.7	Okay. Oh, you motherfucker. Yeah, baby.
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