The Left is attempting a kill shot at Christopher Columbus, but I love Christopher Columbus and I love Columbus Day.

I once had my own float in the Columbus Day parade, but that's a bizarre story for another time.

We will be dedicating the entire show today to debunking the Left's anti-history and figuring out who Christopher Columbus really was and what he really means.

I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles Show.

As ever, Tony Soprano sums it up well.

That is just one person's opinion, anything?

Well, football again. He's not going to get hurt. He's a tough kid.

Oh, Jesus.

We're having a discussion about Christopher Columbus.

They would make fine servants.

With 50 men, we could sub-gate them.

Sub-jugate?

And make them do whatever we want.

That doesn't sound like a slave-shared idea.

George Washington had slaves, the father of our country.

Oh, what's your point?

His history teacher, Mr. Kushman, is teaching your son that if Columbus was alive today,

he would go on trial for crimes against humanity like Milosevic and, you know, Europe.

Your teacher said that. It's not just my teacher. It's the truth.

It's in my history book.

So you finally read the book on it.

Tony.

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