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Ep 37 - Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas History Hyenas

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Comedy, Tv & Film, Music, Society & Culture

3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Opie heads to Bay Ridge, Brooklyn to visit comic, Chris Distefano... at his new crib! First, he enlists a couple of little girls to help get him into Chris' building. They talk about why the comedian has three apartments, experimenting with edibles, girls, kids, podcasting, Asians, Jim Serpico, and even local history... all while walking around the neighborhood. Then they go looking for fellow Bay Ridge Boy, Yannis Pappas but, will they find him? Also, Chris needs a haircut!

Check out The Bayridge Boys' podcast and cast links:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bay-ridge-boys-history-hyenas/id1352800687?mt=2

https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy

https://twitter.com/yannispappas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=Rzwpq6lnmYY

http://www.joeysalvia.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on everybody? I find myself in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. Oh yeah! Took forever to get here and stuck in traffic, horrible traffic, construction, lane closures, accidents, people being

0:29.8

pulled over for texting and driving but I finally made it to Bay Ridge Brooklyn to say hi to my friend my good buddy good morning Bay Ridge okay then I'm just trying to get the field of the neighborhood to see if people are friendly around here. Yeah I'm going to see Christa Stefano I haven't seen him in a while he's my friend and he's also one of my friends.

0:59.8

One of the funniest comedians working today simple is that you may know him from stupid questions on Comedy Central. What else? Bay Ridge boys with Janus Popus you could see that on the old interweb. Oh he does a podcast too called History Hyenas with Janus Popus a very very funny podcast. I'm trying to do the Centro Joey but I got to be honest with you I just drove two and a half hours and man do I get

1:29.8

a leak I almost did the bottle thing but I only had a water bottle if you know what I'm saying that I ain't going to get the job done need a little wider bottle I'm more of a Gatorade man when it comes to peeing in the car so now we're searching for a

1:46.3

currency's apartment you just moved here you tell me on the phone he has like three apartments right now that's like just stupid why would you want or have three

1:56.4

apartments that's just dumb yo smile you're on camera a lot of a lot of security in this neighborhood let's see maybe I passed the place oh here we go

2:10.4

oops I almost gave you address I'm idiot I was gonna say here we go where yeah that would have been dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

2:23.7

let's see how do you do this yo uh no oh shit I'm just pushing buttons oh that's not how it works oh oops sorry to you okay

2:40.6

all right let me try that again I know no entry let me try that again all right hi girls how are you how

2:47.6

was your little ride good all right I'm not stranger danger don't you worry I'm I'm okay all right then have a good

2:56.4

day okay two little girls just want to be be friendly and I guess it doesn't work that way are you

3:03.5

gonna want me in uh me speak now huh yeah do you mind if I come in all right thank you I'm not gonna

3:13.7

follow you or anything it's very echoing here I know this I gotta go this way bye gals all right have a good day

3:24.9

walk the stairs that should be good for the bladder

3:32.5

getting my steps in this place is like a maze yo krissey day where are you

3:39.5

where are you krissey day I went up the wrong side by the way we're podcasts so put your clothes on

3:53.9

krissey day

4:00.4

when he used it how you know I don't know about that I rolled out the big things for you god damn

4:05.4

look at this place what do you think it's kind of like has a sex in the city by yeah I'm gonna have

4:11.5

dinner parties here on my fucking big gay cable the place is empty though we're your furniture I got

4:20.2

yeah I got everything in garbage bags over here let me see your garbage bags this is this is

4:24.5

gonna be my daughter's room okay this is my kid's room right here I want to hold my clothes in garbage

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