Hello, and welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm Jen. I'm just 2022.

Don't you hate when people say new and improved?

Happy New Year, like two weeks into the New Year, and they start every email.

Happy New Year.

Oh, there's a great curbeer enthusiast. I'm a bit about that.

So how long are we allowed to say it for?

Well, that's the whole thing. He's like, I think he says,

now I'm going to get it wrong, but it's like two days.

It's like, okay, it's like very short. The window is very short.

So the window is very short.

Here we are in basically week three of January.

Hi, everybody. We missed you.

We missed you. I know.

And Jess, I missed you.

I missed you. I was just saying offline that I need to see you in person soon,

because it's feeling a little crazy.

I feel like you're just like a hologram in my life.

I know. I forget what you smell like, which is really weird.

You know how people in their houses have smells?

Like, I need to refresh for better or worse.

No, yours is always a good one, but like, I need to smell you.

I can't just virtually see you.

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