The touch.

Dude, I want to go to Rikers Island so bad.

No, you don't, bro. That's a fucking prison. But it just sounds like it's great. Doesn't it sound beautiful? Go in a prison doesn't mean. You know, I'm sick of this. I want to be a Riker. Thanks for bringing this up immediately because I've been thinking about this for 27 years. Why is it that when you hear someone goes to prison

You instantly assume they're a criminal

Getting locked up for their crimes

And not just fucking visiting for the ambiance. Yeah. That's a good point. I've never considered that even once in my life. Nobody does. Nobody does. They should sell tickets. You know how when you're like some baseball stadiums, they'll have, like they have this in Fenway where you can get normal tickets and then you can pay like $4 to go stand in like a bar and watch through a little window.

They should have it where you can, you don't have to do a crime.

But if you pay a couple bucks, you can go sit out and watch the people on the yard on like a little fake beach.

It is fucked up that. Why aren't, yeah, why don't, none of these prisons are thinking about the process. The only way you can get in is crime. Yeah. Which crime can I say? Crime doesn't pay. No, not at all. Tickets pay. Yeah. Tickets pay. Tickets. Tickets. events with audience.

Audience is pay.

Crime don't pay.

There's this huge

problem all the time. prisons. Tickets pay. Tickets. Ticket at events with audiences pay. And crime don't pay. Audiences do it. There's a huge

problem all the time. That's my madmen pitch. We're sending you down to

fucking audiences. We're sending you down to Lubbock, Texas or something. You're

meeting with some warden with a big white hat. It's like, God damn, kid. I've never

even thought of that. It's a great idea because you have, first of all, the prisoners can't say no to being in a production of Hey, Dolly. Yeah. And then you have, you can be, you can fund the prison. They get a better life at the end of the day. Dude, imagine being scouted from prison. They don't have to be doing all the normal slave stuff.

Yeah.

Let's move out of the slavery part and move into like indentured servitude acting.

Yeah.

Like, uh, exploitative circus or studio system kind of thing.

Oh my God.

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