It's the Catholic Guy show with Lino Ruley.

Featuring guest co-host, The Nasty Muppin.

Today, Lino welcomes Kermit Washington, Don Meriden,

and Jesse Smollett, with music by the Foo Fighters.

Plus, Lino does, liposuction, palm reading.

Is Tyler smarter than a fifth grader?

That and more.

Now, from his rat-infested apartment in New York City,

here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello, Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic guy show.

I love how when our regular co-host

father Jim Churn isn't here instead of just saying, oh well, it's just me today. And Tyler's

on the air like he normally is. Our producer, you know, the nasty Muppet, as we all call him.

I like that you elevate yourself to co-host status, Tyler, even though you're just in the

regular role you always are.

I mean, someone has to fill the role. There can't be a show without a co-host. It just can't happen. It's not possible. No, of course it can be a show without a co-host. I'm the host. Right. I don't, I mean, I love having you on the air with me. Don't get me wrong. I love the whole team when the team's nice enough to make it to work.

Not, you know, this week we've had a difficult time getting the crew to work. Mark Hart had to take Wednesday off. Yep. Father Jim had to take Thursday and Friday off. I get it. Busy man, that father Jim and also Mark, busy men they are. Very busy and But when Jen's not here to fill the void, I feel like I'm kind of like the next man up. It's like a football term, you know, it's like, oh, Tom Brady goes down with an injury, next man up. Someone's got to fill the void. I mean, there's got to be a quarterback. Someone's got to fill that, and today that's me.

No, I'm the quarterback, you dope.

What do you mean?

You're the quarterback?

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