Ep 363 - Australia Does Not Exist (feat. Sidney Gant & Tim Butterly)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Hello D.A.W.G.Z. The Stoner Dads have joined the cast this week to hold down the fort in Shane's absence. And boy ... did they hold it down. Some old fashioned barbershop talk in this one. Matt got a high and tight haircut, but he's still likes to have fun back don't worry. And Sid has natural waves. Enjoy.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, let's start, dude.
0:02.0	Let's start, dude.
0:04.0	How are you guys doing?
0:05.0	My energy was fucked up.
0:06.0	What do you want me to do?
0:07.0	My energy was fucked up.
0:08.0	Now it feels good.
0:09.0	Now it feels good.
0:10.0	Now it feels good. Now it feels good.
0:12.0	Now it feels good. I'm my fucking cop-heads in full glory, dude. maybe make some muscles for the camera. Maybe why?
0:13.0	I'm my fucking cop heads in full glory, dude.
0:15.0	I have full cop head.
0:17.0	This thing's made just,
0:18.0	dude, if you do a like a chin strap for a trooper hat,
0:20.0	it would just by default and it would fit perfectly right here.
0:23.0	Yeah man, you need some athletic shades.
0:25.0	I mean dude, I got like keep it going head.
0:28.0	Like those are the cops, they're always out there like keep it going.
0:30.0	Yeah, I, um, dude my hair starts. it's
0:38.1	Yeah, um dude my hair starts getting at my bangs getting my eyes and like I have no choice but to be like
0:44.0	My hair my and I fucking hate that and I go chop it off and you get the big reveal cred. Yeah, I'm gonna go home my mommy's gonna see me she's gonna go
0:46.4	you got a haircut he was so handsome yeah that's what I gotta do I got to grow
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