Today's episode is entitled Sleeping with a 59-year-old, and uh, spoiler alert,

I did not actually sleep with a 59-year-old in that sense. Um, the problem is I didn't.

And how that kind of played into the awkwardness of this weekend, well,

I'm explaining it down the show, welcome.

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thank you so much for being here. It's uh, three principles. We live. We laugh. We love my mom.

We live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot, and we love my mom. My co-host Nancy Yancy,

come on. Hi, honey. Well, I decided not to go on my weekend excursion this weekend with my,

with my sugar mom. I had to save the story to sink it up with a radio show.

Oh, um, I don't know. I, I've just, I thought I was going to, I thought I was going,

as a Thursday, I thought I was going to. And um, she had called me actually when I was

recording the podcast Thursday. And so I called her back. And for some reason, I got,

like when I saw she called, I got this really nasty, like gut feeling of like, I don't,

I just like anxiety, like anxiety. Let me give you the backstory here. In case you missed the last

couple episodes, I, I went on a couple of dates, but not twice now with a woman's 59 years old. Okay.

I'm 38 years old. It's always woman by far every day. They'll, I'll just come before her that I

had ever dated was, well, she was two years older than me. So that's like my only age difference

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