EP. 361 | Les Ferdinand: “You Must Have Two Strikers.” The Death Of Two Up Top - Part 2
That Peter Crouch Podcast
Tall or Nothing
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Les Ferdinand is back — and this one goes everywhere.
From the pressure of wearing the iconic number nine shirt to why modern football has drifted away from two-striker partnerships, Les doesn’t hold back. There’s a proper centre-forward masterclass in here — plus a full dissection of diving, simulation, and why shin pads have basically disappeared.
Yes… we’re starting the campaign to Make Shin Pads Great Again.
We also get stuck into the “blue card” debate, inverted wingers, why no one attacks crosses anymore, and whether football’s gone a bit too nice. Then it’s straight into predictions, the wife’s score calls, and one of the strangest deep dives into mobile phone providers you’ll ever hear on a football podcast.
Part 2 delivers.
If you love proper striker chat, nostalgia, and a bit of chaos — this one’s for you.
Drop your score predictions below 👇
00:00 – Beer in the Wrong Glass (Game’s Gone Already)
02:45 – “Memorabilia” vs Theft… Bus Stop Confessions
05:58 – Half-Term Chaos & Dad Life
07:34 – Ed Still: sniper’s dream
09:45 – Les returns for part 2
11:45 – Dressing room standards & how far respect actually travels
17:30 – Transition into deeper football chat before tactics debate
23:45 – Build-up to striker system discussion
31:12 – Why Football Needs Two Strikers Again
32:36 – Inverted Wingers & The Death of Crossing
33:25 – Shin Pads Are Getting Smaller?!
33:57 – “Make Shin Pads Great Again”
48:31 – The Pressure of Wearing the Number 9 Shirt
49:09 – Helicopters, Cup Finals & Big Moments
50:04 – Double-Strap Shin Pads Return
53:26 – Diving, Simulation & The “Blue Card”
54:22 – The “Have a Look at Yourself” Card
55:24 – Paddy Power Segment Begins
55:45 – Arsenal vs Chelsea Preview
1:08:16 – Listener Predictions & Service Provider Debate
1:15:05 – Giffgaff vs The Big Networks
1:17:26 – Final Premier League Predictions
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to that Peter Crouch podcast with me, Peter Crouch, Notorious, SID and Chris Stark are with me. |
| 0:05.7 | Just quickly, the game's gone board just to my left here. |
| 0:09.2 | Sid, you've been poured a beverage today. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.4 | Would you like to discuss that? |
| 0:15.4 | Well, just because I've got the Games Goneboard, right? |
| 0:17.3 | This is going to go on the Games gone board. |
| 0:20.7 | I've got a beer and it's in a Guinness glass. |
| 0:23.7 | And I've just, I see it straight away. I noticed it, and I said to go, that's, that's, you can't be doing that. It's a laager in a Guinness glass. It's a larga in a Guinness glass, yeah. That makes me feel sick. Just even the sight of it |
| 0:34.8 | is disgusting |
| 0:36.4 | Is there something that's making you feel seasick |
| 0:38.4 | about that? |
| 0:38.9 | It's kind of, |
| 0:40.2 | yeah, |
| 0:40.6 | it's just so, |
| 0:41.3 | I, Just even the sight of it Is there something that's making you feel seasick about that? It's kind of, yeah, it's just so not right, is it? In any way? I was like, is there another glass? And he just said, I'll just turn it sideways so we wouldn't see it. But you can blatantly see it. And I can see it and just doing it is... I can explain it must be a word for it but that physically makes me feel like |
| 0:55.8 | it's doing something honestly I feel really hot and |
| 1:02.1 | it bothers me yeah it really really bothers me as well |
| 1:05.9 | it doesn't look it looks like it looks warm as well like |
| 1:08.8 | I mean that's not great glass but yeah but that's a |
| 1:13.0 | that's a big glass that's a lager glass isn't it that just that i wouldn't even do that at home |
| 1:17.5 | i wouldn't i don't i mean i'd i gotta be honest i had a guineas yesterday in a san Miguel glass |
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