Ep 361- Beach ViBeZ

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

The D.A.W.G.Z. have transitioned to B.R.O.Z. for the week and have been horsing around down at the beach. Beers, vape pens, microdosers, paddle ball, skim boarding, HARD seltzers and everything.

God bless you dudes and keep it tight. The love is real. Don't for a second trick yourself into thinking it's not.

Also...please keep in mind that the universe (according to science even) is comprised of indestructible, eternal energy. You, my friend, are also made of that same energy. Don't ever forget that.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Use your various scenes to lift the music.
0:12.7	I got to tell you something...
0:17.0	...or, rain storm romp.
0:18.9	Be away from the Earth...
0:24.7	Whoa...
0:27.1	What's up, buddy?
0:28.5	the horn effect. Really? Yeah, we're on a mobile set up. So at any point, dude, I can just do
0:34.7	it. We had a nice plan of a really classy plan. Oh nice. We got that pool boy out there, dude.
0:39.8	Pool boy, dude. So me and Matt, the fellows are down at the shore. They're at the beach.
0:44.6	Me and Matt snuck away to our little secret hideaway to record a podcast. And of course,
0:49.9	there's a stunning pool boy working on the pool. He's tall. I don't know if you get
0:54.0	hornier than when you're at the beach coming out of the sun. Yes. Oh, for sure. There's that hotel.
1:00.1	I get like hotel. There's a weird sexual energy hotel. Hotel airport beach. Yeah, you get very
1:05.9	horny. Yeah. If I see a pool boy glistening, something about it, dude. I don't want to make love to him,
1:13.0	but it makes me want to make love. Makes you want to do something. Makes me want to do something.
1:16.6	It charges me up. It's like when a cat sees another stray cat and has to just take out a
1:20.3	suggestion on something. It makes me get want to be bad for sure. You were bad last night, dude.
1:25.6	I was pretty good. I was pretty bad. I was pretty. That was a good parody last night.
1:31.9	Yes, we're dead. We are alive from the beach trip. 2020 is 2020 beach trip.
1:36.4	Our friends are pounding around on the beach, dude. We came back. We said, you know what?
1:39.9	We got to give it. We got to give some of the people, bro. We got to go talk to our friends,
1:42.9	our real friends. Yeah, dude. Fond those little losers on the beach. Our real friends. You
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