And now a Blaze Media Podcast.

Dear non-essential employees,

We, the essentials, know that you're coming back tomorrow May 1st.

We're happy to have you.

But please understand.

The highway hasn't been backed up since you guys left

and the average speed everywhere has changed to 93

miles per hour. Please don't mess this up. Just a little note from non-essential sitting,

saying hi, look, just so you know, it sounds weird today.

Just so you know, if it sounds weird today, it's because we're having

some kind of technical issues. I have to talk about it because it's driving me insane. I've moved

a thousand things in the bunker. I've changed courts. I'm going to have a new

court on the way. Amazon, however, believes my court is a non-essential court, so it can get here in two weeks. So I'm hoping that perhaps

they will have it at another particular store.

You know what's funny is I feel that I feel that since we're about to hit you know day 49 today

Yeah, this is day 49. I feel that the the cord and the equipment is saying

bra you're only supposed to use me you know once or twice a year you've been using me for 49 days straight.

Non-stop. Can you please stop using me?

I feel that this is the time where all the technology are going to start protesting.

They're like, this is not, we're not meant to do this.

Okay. I mean, I'm going to have to do a whole new thing now and it's really agonizing because now I'm going to set up a whole new thing

Now you can go back. You don't need to be in your house anymore. Well, it's funny you say that because you know

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