Ep. 36—We've All Dated a Ron

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Twitterpation has turned to full-on hormone madness this week. Dobby is a high-fashion elf; all your faves are problematic; Harry is overly forgiving; Hermione and Ginny are queens; Neville and Fred get it done; Harry is NOT the Cho-sen One; and seriously, what the hell is the matter with Ron? Plus: Minerva McGonagall's tight bun(s). This week's chapters: The House Elf Liberation Front & The Unexpected Task Next week's chapters: The Yule Ball & Rita Skeeter's Scoop

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0:00.0	Can't get a date? Try Wizard. You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Lonely Hearts.
0:12.5	Potter, the champions and their partners. What partners? Your partners for the dual bull, Potter.
0:20.6	Your dance partners. Dance partners? Your partners for the Yule Ball, Potter. Your dance partners.
0:23.3	Dance partners?
0:24.9	I don't dance.
0:26.3	Oh, yes, you do.
0:28.0	That's what I'm telling you.
0:29.6	Traditionally, the champions and their partners open the ball.
0:33.9	So, make sure you get yourself a partner, Potter.
0:37.0	But I don't... yourself a partner, Potter. But I don't.
0:37.9	You hurt me, Potter.
0:43.7	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:45.1	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:46.8	And welcome to another episode of the Quibbler podcast reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,
0:53.4	in which there are approximately 10 full
0:56.8	plots we are learning. An entire alphabet of A plot, B plot through Z plots. So actually that's
1:05.3	26 plots as I learned from Sesame Street. This week we're reading the chapters, the house elf liberation
1:10.8	front and the
1:12.3	unexpected task. You will hear swear words. You will hear mad spoilers. And we've got some good
1:22.0	adult themes this week. They are experimental fashion, organized labor, Stockholm syndrome, boy girl parties, and giggling.
1:32.8	There's so much giggling.
1:34.6	What happened this week?
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