Ep. 36: Three Proposals and a Funeral, Kind Of

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Mcelroy, Wonderful, Enthusiast, Comedy, Griffin, Music, Mcelroys, Rachel

4.9 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It's here! Finale day is here! We're wrapping up the last two episodes of Bachelor in Paradise, which were basically like a four-hour-long waterslide of douche chills and genuine romance. FOUR COUPLES ENTER. THREE COUPLES LEAVE. Okay, well, they all leave, but one of them leaves very, very sad.

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0:00.0	Maybe you should go and do some cosplay.
0:03.0	Five reasons. Five reasons.
0:06.0	If you're a girl, five reasons.
0:09.0	Five reasons. Five reasons.
0:11.0	If you're a girl, four reasons.
0:14.0	I'm the best bet and I'm happy to you.
0:16.0	I'm here to find true love.
0:18.0	Hi, this is Rachel Mekor.
0:19.0	Hi, this is Griffin Macaright.
0:20.0	This is Rose Buddy.
0:21.0	I believe in a thing called love.
0:25.0	Just listen to that.
0:26.0	Because I just saw six.
0:29.0	Eight hot bodied singles.
0:33.0	Just put it all on the fucking line.
0:36.0	Neal Lane.
0:37.0	Neal Lane was a busy man.
0:39.0	Somebody removed the mummy gauze from Neal Lane
0:44.0	and pride him out of his sarcophagus.
0:47.0	Pride him out of his biopod.
0:49.0	And that biopod jelly stinks to high heaven folks.
0:52.0	So it's no easy task.
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