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There's good. Throw the ball, catch the ball, run the ball at the field teams. There's great. Throw the ball, catch the ball, run the ball at the field teams.

And then there's the doodlers. The doodlers! The doodlers! The doodlers! I've been beholding the supper ball for 300 years,

and those fucking doodlers are the most disgraceful team I have ever seen.

Love them or hate them. You've got to admit they changed the game forever.

20 for 20.

So there I am, signing up four middle-aged dads for the supper ball.

There are Wilson, nice to meet you. Glenn Close, special teams.

And Ryoke, I believe I was the safety?

Hi, I'm Ron. A moody teenager. I'm fine. And a homicide late-year-old.

I am not a role model. I get paid to break the paid. I said to myself, this is going to be the quickest game in supper ball history,

and I was right. But not for the reasons I thought.

Second down, doodlers in possession. Wilson moving along the outside. Here comes the snap.

Oh, Henry, I'll just turn into a giant bird!

Yeah, I just figured, hey, I can turn into a bird and fly over them.

So we did that, and it worked great. And so we kept doing it, and we won the game that way.

After about 30 minutes of that druidfella flying a ball back and forth, the crowd really started to thin.

It was the most boring supper ball game I have ever been held. It absolutely disgrace.

I'm just glad it's over. All I want is to take a nice hot eye bath and forget this ever-have.

I'm actually thinking, get tomorrow. They're playing it good tomorrow?

God, fuck it, damn it!

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