EP 359 Matt Koff
The Adam Ferrara Podcast
AdamFerrara.com
4.9 • 527 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Stern's cat got all her teeth removed and she is still high.
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| 0:00.0 | Alexa, who is Adam Ferrar? |
| 0:11.4 | Adam Ferrar is an American actor and comedian known for playing the roles of Chief Needles Nelson on Rescue Me. |
| 0:17.6 | Sergeant Frank Virelli opposite Edie Falco on Nurse Jackie. |
| 0:21.2 | He was a co-host on the U.S. version of Top Gear. |
| 0:24.3 | Adam Podcast is a big hit and available everywhere. |
| 0:28.4 | Sounds like it could be funny. |
| 0:30.6 | Sounds to me like 30 minutes you'll never get back. |
| 0:43.9 | I understand. I am so glad you guys are with us because it's showtime yet again. |
| 0:46.3 | And yes, we have another great show for you again this week. |
| 0:49.8 | My guest in the ADD interview is a writer for the Daily Show. |
| 0:51.9 | His new comedy special is called Catman. |
| 0:53.2 | And he's here for us today. |
| 1:45.5 | His name is Matt Koff. And of course we we want to welcome everyone from our Talk to Me Tuesday, family. That's our conversation we have every week. It's 9 o'clock Eastern, 6 p.m. Pacific. Go to my website, click the link, join our conversation. We'd love to have you there. And our superfan shouted is for Sophia. Say hi to Sophia, everybody. Sophia, hello. Hey, child, Sophia. Look at that, yes. And Sophia, Sophia, Sophia emailed us. It's a friend of ours. Funny, if they want to get a hold of us, where do they go? The Annaparriott, email. Sophia's son is going to be a background actor on Elspeth. Oh, did you give them some pointers? I did. I said, yeah, don't fart on camera. Because they'll point you out and ask you to leave. Pearls of wisdom. Pearls of wisdom. Well, you know, I'm a professional. I think that's in most cases. Yeah. In a group environment? Yeah. Yes, don't fart in a public setting. And be careful if you're traveling on a highway in China because there could be a group of dogs in a convoy that could run you off the road. We were talking before we turn the mics on. Stern is all excited. Did you hear about the Chinese dogs? And I'm like, no, what to tell me about the Chinese dog. I didn't want to hear it because you always think the worst when you hear about Chinese dogs. |
| 2:17.8 | I, I really don't have any Chinese dog opinions, but go ahead, Stern. It's the most wonderful story. In an age where just every story is awful, this story comes out of China, seven dogs. Now, it starts out bad. They were, they were kidnapped from this village that they lived in. They were all buddies, apparently. |
| 2:23.3 | And they were taken in a truck probably for what you think is going to happen to dogs in China. |
| 2:24.7 | I'm just going to leave it there. |
| 2:32.3 | But along the highway, the German Shepherd of the group figures out a way to open up the door, like grabs the rope, opens up the door of the truck, and they all jump out onto the highway. |
| 2:34.9 | The German Shepherd like bangs up its leg a little bit, can still walk, but it's just a little limping a little bit. |
| 2:39.7 | See, the other six dogs form a circle around him to protect them, and they walk on the side of the road, and the corgi jumps out in front. |
| 2:46.7 | His corgi whose parents name is Dupang, which translates to Big Fatty. |
| 2:51.2 | So Big Fatty, like, leads them 17 kilometers through fields and highways all the way back home safely. |
| 2:59.5 | Big Fatty. |
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