Give a little time for the child with them. You don't be afraid to be young and free.

Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

Hey Jordan, Jessica Listeners. It's me, Jesse. This week's Jordan, Jessica was recorded live

at the Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles. Our special guest is Emily Gordon.

It is a really fun show. Let's go straight to the stage.

Very exciting to be here right now. Very exciting for you to be here right now.

Hello Tuesday night 1145.

Hey guys, thanks for missing your local news to be here. I know you guys probably all have powerball tickets.

Anyway, we want to kick things. It is really exciting to be here. It's been a long time since we know the show here at the UCB.

We mostly do... we'll do the occasional arena of a mostly stadiums.

Yeah, we have the guy who designs YouTube's videos. We have him on staff these days.

3D2Pock.

We'll have all your favorite hologram dead celebrities out here at some point.

We actually were... including Philipsy More Hoffman, the newest addition to our show.

A lot of people said there were three different kinds of a's for that.

There was... come on, asshole. There was... he was so talented.

But there's a girl right here who said, aww, like I was talking about a cat.

Like she was remembering a time that Philipsy More Hoffman chased a laser pointer around the room.

I don't know. Did you get a chance to look at our schedule before we book this show?

We were actually... tonight we were scheduled to be at Chase Stadium.

Yeah, I thought that was weird because I told the driver to take me to the show and I expected us to go right to Chase Stadium, but we came here.

I actually... I got a personal call from my friend Billy.

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