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This is the podcast for October 14, 2016. It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from Liberty University, where the ass doesn't fall far from the hole. It's the

professional left with drift glass and blue gal. I know there's a lot of listeners out there that want us to do a 17-hour podcast this week.

We talked about it.

Yeah, no.

That's not going to happen.

I think a 17-minute is pushing it this week.

Oh, really?

We're really, really busy.

Well, October is always busy because of all the

birthdays, so, and junior dude turns 18 next Friday. So we are preparing for his dad to come into

town and have a dinner and presents and getting everything done. So, you know, it's one of those

big landmark birthdays. We're very excited. He's doing very well. I haven't heard from any more schools yet. A couple of people asked me that this week. Thank you. So probably in November sometime he will hear from the colleges that he really wants to go to and we'll see.

Yeah. He's waiting to hear from St. Olaf, which is a long shot, but he's hopeful.

And the other one is Beloit that he's waiting to hear from.

So we will see how that goes.

Hear that Beloit?

Augusta.

Excuse me, Augustana also.

He's waiting to hear from them.

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