Give a little time for the child with them. You don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, Steel Santa. Beautiful day in Los Angeles. We're celebrating the holiday season

as it was meant to be celebrated together. You know, I'm feeling rather holiday-y.

On the way over here, I bought my first Starbucks item purchased with an a thoughtless office Starbucks card.

Where'd you get? I got a skim latte. I usually drink a drip coffee but it's the holiday season.

Time to branch out. And go with a skim latte.

I had some skim milk to that thing. Why not? Yeah. Why the fuck not, Jordan?

It's Christmas. I'm using my thoughtless gift card. Do you have any thoughtless gift cards you need to use?

God, I wish I could. I have a gift card a year and a half ago.

I bought my wife some slippers from LLB and they were the wrong side, the wrong kind.

And then they didn't have the right kind. And then she got some different slippers.

And I returned them for a refund. This sounds like a goddamn fiasco.

And then they sent me a card but I didn't have the, I didn't have that in me to call and be like,

you were supposed to give me a refund not a card. So I've had this $70 LLB gift card sitting in my desk for the last 18 months.

I don't know what to do with it. Go to LLB and buy a scarf and then throw it in the middle of the street.

I want to make it to demonstrate your, you know, dominance.

Can I tell you a scarf thing real quick before we introduce our guest here? A scarf story? I'm on pins and needles.

It's more of a scarf anecdote.

Okay.

The story of scarves with Jesse Thorn.

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