Ep 356: Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his Gorilla Glue

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🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Live streaming almost every morning around 7 am while the sun comes up on my Facebook and my YouTube. Jackie the Joke Man got up early just for me. Babbling about more stupid stuff my dog dog, the co pays have begun, Jackie got a lucky break to prevent him from going to Vietnam, rapid fire jokes from Jackie, the quest to find out if Jackie is related to a President on Most Rushmore and much more!

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0:00.0	You like that? Hey, yo, turn around. The sunrise is the other way.
0:04.0	Yo, bro, what are you looking at? There's nothing over there. Look at the sun!
0:11.0	Oh, dogs are just stupid. We got a beautiful sunrise. What are you staring at?
0:18.0	There's nothing over there. There's literally nothing over there. I think he's staring at a chimney.
0:23.0	Santa Claus isn't coming today. Look at the goddamn sunrise, like the rest of us.
0:28.0	Oh, my god. Dogs are stupid.
0:58.0	Oh, my god.
1:29.0	What's up? Welcome to our live stream from the ocean. As my dog is just being stupid once again.
1:40.0	He was trying to jump out of the car last night. We did a drive through when these after we dropped my wife off her first rehab for her shoulder.
1:50.0	The window was open just a little bit and this damn dog was trying to like sprint for freedom. I don't know what he thinks is going to happen if he gets out the window and Wendy's.
2:01.0	Then what happens? He just wanders around a highway and what he just assumes that eventually we bring him back home.
2:09.0	But the rehab went okay. She laid down on a table. They moved it around a few times. They're like, well, this is your first time. So we want to go really, really light.
2:21.0	She might have done a total of 10 reps where they had to do it for her and then guess what happened? Yes, what happened? That'll be $50.
2:32.0	That'll be $50. And then my wife was asking, well, how long is rehab going to be? And they're like, well, this is going to be a long haul, which means in their heads they're thinking they can say, that'll be $50.
2:47.0	At least 40 or 50 times. I don't know what my insurance pays for at this point. If they were wherever you go, they go, that'll be $50.
2:59.0	That'll be $50. That'll be $50. That'll be $50. That'll be $50. That'll be $50. That'll be $50. That's right, Bob Lord.
3:06.0	Co-fucking pay. We're in co-pay hell. Everything is $50. Oh, here's our special guest. Wait, we'll have to go back to that because we got our hold on.
3:17.0	I got to get my headphones. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Look at my posture. I got to put my headphones on. Enjoy my crotch. There's a lot of goodness in there.
3:26.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Jackie, the joke man. Hey, did I wake you up with that text?
3:34.0	Should I have set up my thing? So I would have long island sound over my shoulder too. Is this a big dick contest or what?
3:43.0	Well, I would have preferred to look at the long island sound instead of your face this early, the boring Jackie. I'm not stupid.
3:51.0	That's why I'm looking at my face either. Look, if you look, you can see the sound through the window over there.
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