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Slack.com slash DHQ. It's time for another episode of President chaos and the Keystone

Congress. In our last exciting installment with healthcare reform nearly dead, Donald

Trump demonstrated he had the skills to be a good president by cat wrangling the Keystone

Congress into reviving the bill. Enter, Senator John McCain. As you remember during the 2008

election, Senator McCain suspended his campaign because of the financial crisis. Road off

on his white horse to Washington where he accomplished absolutely nothing and thus lost

the election to Barack Obama. Well, it turns out McCain just kind of enjoys writing

a white horse to Washington for no reason and losing things. Because last week, he left

his hospital bed, rode his white horse to Washington, voted to vote on the healthcare

bill, then voted it down because that's just how he rolls. Meanwhile, Donald Trump, after

proving he can do his job, stopped doing his job, rushed into a phone booth and swiftly

changed into his alter ego, Max Chaos. Instead of shepherding the health bill through the

Keystone Congress, President Chaos instead began publicly insulting one of his most loyal

allies, Jeff Sessions, by accusing him of not being one of his most loyal allies, Jeff

Sessions. He then surprised the Pentagon by tweeting out a new rule about boy soldiers

who want to be girl soldiers, saying they have to continue to be boy soldiers, though

a little dab of perfume behind the ears might not go amiss on those particularly hot

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