EP. 353: The Pet Semetary Effect

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Today I want to teach you the pet cemetery effect. In the case you don't know what pet cemetery is,
0:05.0	it is a Stephen King book and movie about a pet cemetery where you bury something dead in it.
0:11.9	It will come back to life, but it's never the same the second time. It is a demon in the book.
0:17.9	Well, the reason I'm going to teach you this theory is because there's one of our listeners right now
0:21.1	that wants to get back together with his ex. In my mind, man, can you really get back
0:26.9	in it be good the second time around. Let's talk about it today on the show.
0:32.4	Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:36.8	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy and this is the certified
0:43.8	mama's boy podcast. How is it going? How are you? Welcome to the show. Glad that you are here.
0:49.6	I am Steve Kramer. A lot of you guys have been here for 353 episodes.
0:54.0	Two, three, whatever we're on. 353.
0:59.9	That's amazing. Thank you for that, by the way.
1:03.3	Thank you, thank you, thank you. We have three principles in case you're brand new.
1:06.3	It's live, laugh, love your mom. We live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom.
1:10.8	Let's go host Nancy. Nancy, have a mom. Hi, honey.
1:14.1	I'm a little paranoid now that I might have COVID. How about that?
1:17.3	You listen to this podcast long enough, you know, that I'm a little bit of a hyperkondriac.
1:24.7	Some may say, but I told you that I was just not feeling well the last couple of days.
1:30.2	I had to really some really bad head congestion, a little bit of a stuffy nose and I was asking
1:38.6	yesterday. I was like, yeah, I try not to be crazy because I'll be the first one to be crazy
1:43.4	about it. I'll jump the gun before anybody else does and just diagnose myself with some
1:48.8	terrible disease. It's maybe worse than COVID, to be honest with you. This might be like the
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