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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 353 - Nap Time

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Lez go0oo00o00o. Classic EP right here. D.A.W.G.Z. only. Shane's a little tuckered out, but I'll be damned if this ain't a hot MF cast. Thanks to The Stand Restaurant and Comedy Club.

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Transcript

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0:00.0

God damn bro, what the fuck is up? Yo such a 40 and vibe in here, dude. I know I need you to cycle in

0:08.6

Dude you're your life is a fucking movie

0:14.0

Really is you see that phone call it's crazy. Yeah, that's yeah, that's fucking nuts devastating news moment to go

0:20.3

It's time to lay down dude. Yeah, you gotta lay down relax. I got laid down a prey. Yeah, I said you got prey on that bro

0:26.1

I told you the bit wouldn't be funny once it started. No, it's comfortable. It is very I've wanted to do something like this forever

0:32.0

Where like two people does laying a dark room with their eyes closed and just like sleep

0:35.6

No, you're your boys house on a sleepover for you to bed you chat. It's funny. Yes, dude

0:39.6

It's the funniest time no one gets better. I'm never more free

0:42.7

Then when I'm in a dark room with one of my boys about to go to sleep

0:45.2

We can't see each other but we're close and I might say things that you do your deepest things

0:49.0

Yeah exactly what type of things would you say to me usually I'll plan out the day

0:52.6

I'd like let's go down plan the day like what we're gonna do the next day pick me off dude

0:56.7

I'm trying to make plans dude. I'm talking about like we're gonna play secrets of the use for like four hours

1:01.6

Then we're gonna walk to have her town pizza. Yeah, get personal's eyes. Did I sit plan sick days when I was like well

1:07.5

Let's go 12 it'd be like I wake up play secrets of the use until we beat it. Yes, then we'll go to have her town pizza for lunch

1:13.9

Then we'll watch fucking Erkel my cousin like you know that's such a sick fucking idea

1:18.2

Man, that's a good day. I know man. I wait how long would you watch Erkel just the half hour?

1:23.3

How nice was Rugrats in the morning? Did you like Rugrats pick fan of Rugrats? I was a Rugrats guy a lot of guys like dog

1:28.3

I like I like dog. I did like dog, but I like dog, but not as close to Rugrats. No Rugrats fucking crushed

1:35.1

I'm somewhat of a stew pickles I would say yeah, yeah, a little bit of a wacky inventor. Yeah, true. That's what he was

1:41.4

True, I don't know which guy I was a dog's older sister was hot as fuck though Angelica. You like that. Yeah, I like that

1:47.8

Brad beat Nick poet. She was hot

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