Ep.#353: Drunk Answers to Drunk Questions
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2020
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Doug, Chad, Olivia and Chaille answer questions submitted by Patreon subscribers.
On Feb. 15, 2020 there will be a live streaming event sponsored by Jobi and Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool. Go to Chad's twitter page (@hdfatty) and folllow the instructions to view the stream through his TWITCH channel – Or go to www.Twitch.tv/hd_fatty.
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Recorded Feb. 07, 2020 at the FunHouse in Tucson, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Olivia Grace (@OliviaDoesBits), Chad Shank (@HD_Fatty), Tracey Wernet (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
| 0:11.4 | Oh, we're going. |
| 0:15.4 | All right. |
| 0:16.4 | Ready? |
| 0:17.4 | We're going. |
| 0:18.4 | We're going. |
| 0:19.4 | Here we go. |
| 0:21.8 | We're doing the Patreon questions. |
| 0:30.5 | From the Patreon people. |
| 0:34.5 | Drunk answers for drunk questions. |
| 0:37.7 | If I saw you in the street and you went, hey, are you Doug Stanhope? |
| 0:41.9 | And I said, yeah, listen, I need five dollars. |
| 0:46.0 | You would give it to me without question. |
| 0:49.0 | And you would say, I just fucking gave Stanhope five bucks. |
| 0:54.1 | But when we say, hey, get on Patreon for five bucks. |
| 0:58.0 | It's a dollar. |
| 1:00.0 | No, I'd ask for five bucks. |
| 1:02.8 | I wouldn't ask for a dollar. |
| 1:04.0 | I'd look like I was down on my luck. |
| 1:06.8 | Five seems like I'm out of gas and I need to get to the bathroom. |
| 1:17.7 | You're playing. |
| 1:18.7 | You don't need to get by. |
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