Ep 351 - Whorphanage (feat. Mark Normand)
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis
4.7 • 11.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's do it. Here we are. We're live, dude. Hey, Mark Norma. Good to be here. Yes, dude. In the basement. Grandma's basement. That's what they designed this after. Yeah. |
| 0:10.5 | You're looking good, man. Really? |
| 0:12.5 | Yeah, you're good. Thanks. Thanks. |
| 0:14.0 | We're having on the road. I'm on no sleep. I'm hungover. Really? What'd you do last night? |
| 0:18.3 | We just sat at the cellar to like three, 45 and we went to the ale house and just kept going. |
| 0:24.4 | I was at the village underground. It would have been nice. We should have been. |
| 0:26.9 | We had Ari there. We had a good crew. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I was with Shrad. |
| 0:32.0 | It's fun. I like hanging on Shrad. It's so funny, dude. Yeah. And he's just a great hang. |
| 0:37.7 | He is. He's so lively. But we just did it up and we, you know, when you just can't leave, |
| 0:42.8 | just keep boozing the drinks are cheap. That's like been the biggest thing coming back from |
| 0:48.1 | COVID because I wasn't drinking during the week during COVID, really. Yeah. |
| 0:52.4 | And then all of a sudden, it's like back to doing spots every night where it's like, oh, |
| 0:55.5 | shit, I remember this was like a problem. It's like, oh, fuck, I drink every night. |
| 1:00.4 | It's like, I'll take a night off. I still have like six bloodlights. That's a night off. |
| 1:04.3 | That is. Exactly. Yeah. We work in a bar. I mean, it's a possible. And then you're drinking. |
| 1:08.4 | So I got to do it. Yeah. And then you have a good set. Yeah. And yeah, this rules. |
| 1:12.0 | Everybody loves me. I'm going to get fucked up. These guys, other comics like me for the first |
| 1:16.4 | time ever. Right. Right. There's a lot of that like, come on. Have another. Yeah. |
| 1:20.4 | I kept trying to leave. Yeah. Then you get the, yeah, I'll do it. They go, I'll go, |
| 1:23.2 | yeah, every night, every night, every night. Like last night, I was out. We were out to like two. |
| 1:28.1 | And I was like, I, it's early. I got to go to bed. Yeah. Like, what do you got to leave? |
| 1:31.2 | I was like, I'm going to get fucked up tomorrow. Yeah. I'm going to get fucked up. |
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