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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 351 - Whorphanage (feat. Mark Normand)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Lets gooooooo. Back in the New York groove. The D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by elite bro Mark Normand, Hey Hey. And a surprise guest joins at the very end ... can you guess who it is?????
(Hint : It may or may not be Ari's genitals).

Thank you to The Stand Restaurant & Comedy Club

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's do it. Here we are. We're live, dude. Hey, Mark Norma. Good to be here. Yes, dude. In the basement. Grandma's basement. That's what they designed this after. Yeah.

0:10.5

You're looking good, man. Really?

0:12.5

Yeah, you're good. Thanks. Thanks.

0:14.0

We're having on the road. I'm on no sleep. I'm hungover. Really? What'd you do last night?

0:18.3

We just sat at the cellar to like three, 45 and we went to the ale house and just kept going.

0:24.4

I was at the village underground. It would have been nice. We should have been.

0:26.9

We had Ari there. We had a good crew. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I was with Shrad.

0:32.0

It's fun. I like hanging on Shrad. It's so funny, dude. Yeah. And he's just a great hang.

0:37.7

He is. He's so lively. But we just did it up and we, you know, when you just can't leave,

0:42.8

just keep boozing the drinks are cheap. That's like been the biggest thing coming back from

0:48.1

COVID because I wasn't drinking during the week during COVID, really. Yeah.

0:52.4

And then all of a sudden, it's like back to doing spots every night where it's like, oh,

0:55.5

shit, I remember this was like a problem. It's like, oh, fuck, I drink every night.

1:00.4

It's like, I'll take a night off. I still have like six bloodlights. That's a night off.

1:04.3

That is. Exactly. Yeah. We work in a bar. I mean, it's a possible. And then you're drinking.

1:08.4

So I got to do it. Yeah. And then you have a good set. Yeah. And yeah, this rules.

1:12.0

Everybody loves me. I'm going to get fucked up. These guys, other comics like me for the first

1:16.4

time ever. Right. Right. There's a lot of that like, come on. Have another. Yeah.

1:20.4

I kept trying to leave. Yeah. Then you get the, yeah, I'll do it. They go, I'll go,

1:23.2

yeah, every night, every night, every night. Like last night, I was out. We were out to like two.

1:28.1

And I was like, I, it's early. I got to go to bed. Yeah. Like, what do you got to leave?

1:31.2

I was like, I'm going to get fucked up tomorrow. Yeah. I'm going to get fucked up.

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