Previously on Neoscombe.

The Neoskum are on the road through the rocky mountains, but running very low on gas.

They've decided to head to the closest town, Bailey, to fill her up and then head right to Aspen.

Meet the newest member of the crew. His name is Scott. He's a horned-up CFO and he is being

held hostage. A few days ago, he attempted to attack the Nioscum to turn them in for the bounty in

Denver, but was not successful. So now the crew's kind of getting to know him and threatening to kill him

unless he gives them a lot of money. Zineth and Tech Wizard, meanwhile, have a private moment in the

back of Zanadu. Zee gives Tech his phone back and explains that while Tech Wizard has been incapacitated,

his crush, Lala Pune, has been calling Tech, but not

getting through. Tech Wizard is devastated by this news. So anyway, Tech Wizard and Z return to

the cabin. Pox and Dak are torturing Scott, just doing some silly goofy stuff trying to get him

to give them money. Eventually, Scott agrees to send to deck $7 million new yen but runs into red tape. Turns out you can't transfer $7 million

new yen over Venmo. Zanadu crashes and gets stuck in a ditch and Scott cracks his

boner and suffers testicular torsion. There's a lot of other silly things that happen in this episode, but now, Zanadu is heading on to Bailey,

and Tech is readying himself to return Lala's call.

Today's neoskum contains an arrangement composed and performed by Gio Benedetti.

Details can be found in the liner notes for this episode.

Thanks, Gio.

Are we ready to start?

Yeah, dude, I'm so fucking hot.

Dude, I'm hot too, but I'm hot.

Bad way.

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