4.6 • 668 Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2017
⏱️ 73 minutes
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The guys are talking human evolution, futurism, and breakaway civilizations. Ryan breaks down several types of human evolution. Spencer ponders evolution in space and thinks the gray aliens might be a new species of humans. They also pitch a new drunk, home renovation TV channel, HGBS.
Hot Topics: Human Evolution, Breakaway Civilizations, HGBS: Home and Garden Bullshit, Inspirobot, Tall People Be Fuckin', Wearing A Bear, President Kombucha, and Sometimes It's Not Your Night.
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0:00.0 | This episode of the What If Podcast is brought to you in part by Button Poetry, where Poetry isn't dead. |
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0:21.4 | Welcome to the What If Podcast with your host, Spencer with Davis and Ryan Copperood. |
0:31.4 | We met with a financial advisor this morning. |
0:34.4 | Yeah, you guys were going to do that bright and early. |
0:36.7 | Yeah, and so at 7.30 this morning, |
0:38.8 | I'm on the 29th floor of some building downtown trying to describe to this like bright-eyed |
0:45.9 | 30-year-old woman who was dressed way more nicely than I am, what I do for a living. |
0:56.1 | Yes. |
0:56.7 | And I was like, she's like, so you're a musician? |
0:59.3 | I was like, yeah, sort of. |
1:02.6 | How much, you should have been like, how many boxes do you have for me to check? |
1:06.5 | Like, that'll probably be the closest one. |
1:09.3 | If we get any further than that, it's not like, I either got to explain, like, what music production is, sort of, or I got to try and explain to you, like, what podcasting is sort of. |
1:20.9 | Have you ever heard of Area 51? |
1:23.5 | Right. |
1:24.7 | I talk about aliens to strangers on the internet. |
1:29.2 | And I make rap beats. |
1:30.5 | Yeah. |
1:31.6 | Does that help? |
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