Ep: 35 The Adventures of Mother God Across the Fifth Dimension

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2023

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Mrs. P tells Mr. P all about Mother God, the leader of the Galactic Federation of Light, who would scream that love has won until she was blue in the face.

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0:45.9	to quietly and calmly, recollect, and share information to each other.
0:51.3	This is an honest description of what's going to happen.
0:53.6	It's exactly what's going to happen. During this podcast. And it's going to happen in a soft,
0:57.6	even keel voice. That's what we're known for. Honestly, we've been voted the top ASMR podcast. Some
1:06.1	people have said, it's like NPR for you to fall asleep to. That's, yep.
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1:33.2	When the world gets to insane
1:36.3	Yeah
1:38.3	When the world gets to in name
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